The branch's staff are currently split into two teams, each one trying to get more sales of financial services products than the other for the week.

I know.

They were trying to decide on team names, and the branch manager suggested Hogawarts houses, which fell flat when they realised that no-one knew what they were. I don't think I've said anything so timidly in my life. Words cannot describe how much I hate Harry Potter.

We ended up with Superheros vs Supervillains. Having to pick a superhero name, I told them The Fury was an obscure comic book reference. It just happened to be my general state of mind at the time.