Disclaimer: Most of these aren't actually from characters of mine!



Dear Uncle Watcher,

How can a scout who doesn't want to join a guild get ahead? There must be ways to get in on those lovely creature-spotting lectures and stabby throat slitting lessons without having to promise to spend your life babysitting morons.

Not Stupid Enough To Be A Defender, The Wet And Windy Isle



Dear Uncle Gerrard,

When are you joining the Uniform Dating Service?

My Friend Made Me Send This, Tunbridge Wells



Dear Uncle Thyrian,

When visiting penguins, is it necessary to wear formal attire?

Concerned About Avian Etiquette, Heusenberg



Dear Uncle Tiaran,

Whereabouts on the standard requisition form does one enter a request for prostitutes?

If I'm Entering This In Triplicate I Want To Get It Right First Time, Somewhere Lonely



Dear Uncle Gerrard

Sometimes my colleagues really wind me up. How do you stop yourself from hitting annoying co-workers with a mace?

Hating Open Plan Offices, Oxfordshire



Dear Uncle Jarreth,

Coming back as a non-necromantic spirit sounds awfully interesting. If one were to hypothetically plan to achieve this over the next few centuries, where would one begin?

Curious About Everything, Maiden Ery