Dear Uncle Thyrian,

I have a serious problem. There's this girl, and I really love her to the point that I never want to leave her - unfortunately, this means that I'm effectively exiled from home, as she would never want to leave hers and mine is a very long way away. There's also the slight problem that my gods may ask me to perform offices for them in exchange for saving my soul, which could cause problems with her work. What should I do?

Torn in Two, Heusenberg