Mua Ha Ha...

...to all those voyeuristic b'stards who tuned in to hear me crack up.

Not at five - at six, I say, six...

(This cock-up brought to you in association with BBCRG and Radio Times, who failed to distinguish their arse from their elbow and offered two different times for the show).

So They Managed To Make Me Look Stupid After All...

...doesn't take much.

There was I, thinking that I'd managed to be so bad that they'd taken me off the air entirely, after checking at quarter past five, six, and six fifteen and not being able to find anything, I find that I managed to miss the announcements and they did, in fact, sneak the show onto the air despite my attempts to throw everyone off - some time in the middle of my mad checking/posting hour.

Bugger.

Still with one further date to sabotage - no mention has been made of tomorrow morning, so I have to assume they still have it on - but was it at nine, ten or eleven?

So easy to forget these things.