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[magicaddict]

...but dear God, this had to be put somewhere.

Twenty-two year old seriously injured after attempting to fire rocket out of his ass.

I know it's boring in Sunderland, but for crying out loud...

Comments

[kashandara.livejournal.com]

We can but hope he's successfully sterilised himself and chalk another one up to Darwinian Evolution.

[gemz-lee.livejournal.com]

Unlikely. The Sunderland Chavs (for I believe that only a Chav would be stupid enough to do something like this) have a tendancy to spawn at an alarming rate.

[fourmyle.livejournal.com]

the irony would be if a lonely single spark got near him... then landed on his puffa jacket and resulted in second degree burns...

[kashandara.livejournal.com]

Then obviously further measures must be taken to ensure he is -not- allowed to procreate...