His Royal Highness bids me write to you and commend you on your recent successes. If you are not too busy, he also requests your presence to dine with him at his home a week from Tuesday, so that he may discuss "many interesting and relevant topics" with you.
Your humble servant Edmund Blackadder
scrawled underneath Apologies that his Royal Nincompoop sees fit to bother you Doug - he doesn't even understand why he's congratulating you. If you can escape from this dinner he is planning, by any means possible, do so; his "interesting topics" are the new socks he has had especially commissioned. If I only had a fraction of his money...
But you know what I would do in those circumstance. If you would like to meet me at Mrs Miggins' Coffee shop, I promise to try and buy you one that doesn't taste like ditch water and pig slop, to celebrate your recent employment.
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Date: 2006-11-27 06:07 pm (UTC)His Royal Highness bids me write to you and commend you on your recent successes. If you are not too busy, he also requests your presence to dine with him at his home a week from Tuesday, so that he may discuss "many interesting and relevant topics" with you.
Your humble servant
Edmund Blackadder
scrawled underneath
Apologies that his Royal Nincompoop sees fit to bother you Doug - he doesn't even understand why he's congratulating you. If you can escape from this dinner he is planning, by any means possible, do so; his "interesting topics" are the new socks he has had especially commissioned. If I only had a fraction of his money...
But you know what I would do in those circumstance. If you would like to meet me at Mrs Miggins' Coffee shop, I promise to try and buy you one that doesn't taste like ditch water and pig slop, to celebrate your recent employment.