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...it's only fair to reciprocate.

Ask any character I've written/played in any system or fiction for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters' problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice.

Date: 2013-12-29 08:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aralli.livejournal.com
Disclaimer: Most of these aren't actually from characters of mine!



Dear Uncle Watcher,

How can a scout who doesn't want to join a guild get ahead? There must be ways to get in on those lovely creature-spotting lectures and stabby throat slitting lessons without having to promise to spend your life babysitting morons.

Not Stupid Enough To Be A Defender, The Wet And Windy Isle



Dear Uncle Gerrard,

When are you joining the Uniform Dating Service?

My Friend Made Me Send This, Tunbridge Wells



Dear Uncle Thyrian,

When visiting penguins, is it necessary to wear formal attire?

Concerned About Avian Etiquette, Heusenberg



Dear Uncle Tiaran,

Whereabouts on the standard requisition form does one enter a request for prostitutes?

If I'm Entering This In Triplicate I Want To Get It Right First Time, Somewhere Lonely



Dear Uncle Gerrard

Sometimes my colleagues really wind me up. How do you stop yourself from hitting annoying co-workers with a mace?

Hating Open Plan Offices, Oxfordshire



Dear Uncle Jarreth,

Coming back as a non-necromantic spirit sounds awfully interesting. If one were to hypothetically plan to achieve this over the next few centuries, where would one begin?

Curious About Everything, Maiden Ery

Date: 2013-12-30 10:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] xanthipe
Dear Uncle Thyrian,

I have a serious problem. There's this girl, and I really love her to the point that I never want to leave her - unfortunately, this means that I'm effectively exiled from home, as she would never want to leave hers and mine is a very long way away. There's also the slight problem that my gods may ask me to perform offices for them in exchange for saving my soul, which could cause problems with her work. What should I do?

Torn in Two, Heusenberg

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